This happens when everyone in your household is trying to be the one not to change the toilet paper roll. Everyone measures the amount they take according to what's left on the roll.
Aww shit, Arnold left only 1 square left on the toilet paper roll. Looks like I lost this round of Toilet Paper Roulette.
by Tustin May 11, 2011
Get the Toilet Paper Roulette mug.A toliet hole is someone is who gets used, especially their hole(s) as a toilet, meaning as a receptable for all bodily fluids, or any refuse in general. It is meant to imply that someone is slutty, loose, dirty, with no standards in who they allow to use them. It can also be used more generally as an insult, in place of asshole, scum bag, jerk, hypocrite, slut, pig, fuck pig, douche bag, jackass, mess
Andrew is such a toilet hole - he was telling everyone how to behave last night when we all know that he's a bigger mess than anyone else.
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"I want to fuck you so bad but I got to take a shit." Jane says holding her asshole. "Well why don't I join you and we can have toilet sex and you can shit on my balls!" John replied joyfully.
by Yetti June 18, 2006
Get the toilet sex mug.a dream where you are on the toilet taking a dump, and the toilet is somewhere in a public place, surrounded by a crowd of people, like in a shopping mall for example.
I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)
In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with
passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)
In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with
passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I had the toilet dream again last night, and I was waiting for people to go away so I could wipe my ass, but they wouldn't go away
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2010
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Jack has been dating Jill for two months and she still won't have sex with him after all the time, money, and effort he has put into the relationship.
Jack needs to drop that bitch-ass Toolette like a bad habit and get laid.
Jack needs to drop that bitch-ass Toolette like a bad habit and get laid.
by c--dub October 13, 2009
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Damn, Ed really went to Toledo to go get his dick wet.
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