toe jam

the build up of sock lint that is mixed with toe sweat usually found in between the toes and tastes like chicken. sometimes greenish-grey color.

Did you pick your toe jam before you went to bed last night?

by Sparky Austin October 07, 2010

tits to toes

A hyperbolically attractive female figure; literally, a female with such short stature, large breasts, and flexibility that she can touch her toes with her nipples by bending over. Usually used as an unobtainable comparison.

She's not tits to toes, but she could win Miss Universe if she wanted.

by Jay W. Allen July 18, 2017

turkey toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe.

Because it stuck out so far, Jimbo stubbed his turkey toe on the bookshelf.

by turkeytoe November 15, 2015

Canyon Toe

A larger version of the camel toe, where the person's vagina lips are stretched to more than a foot wide caused by a tight or small article of clothing

Though Julia was having a great time at the movies with her boyfriend, she noticed she had a gapeing Canyon Toe

by Foozic May 24, 2016

greasy toes

Something reindeers get when they're sliding on the ice in Jackson, Tennessee.

"Did you see that reindeers greasy toes"
"Yeah dude I feel really bad for it"

by Jemspot December 03, 2016

mushroom toes

Toes that kind of look like mushrooms, and smell like them too.

Dayum, that Evelyn got those mushroom toes.

by GodofEverythingEverForever April 01, 2016

Phantom Toe

When you have a hole in you sock and your toes is poking out, it is known as the phantom toe!

John takes off his shoes.
'OMG' Ella shouts, 'Whats that coming out of your sock?'

'Its only the phantom toe,' John replies.

by DUDEWENCH December 31, 2008