A penguin is little bird that cannot fly in other words its half of a bird that is also used as a fleshlight for seals.Fucking google it if you dont belive me that shit tramatized me when i heard it the first time.
by Gabrielak December 20, 2021
by UkieHacker March 10, 2021
A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010
1. A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
2. The sexual position.
3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
2. The sexual position.
3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
1. Sorry about the squishy penguin in your brain.
2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.
3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.
2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.
3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.
by P. N. Guinn II August 30, 2010
Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.
Step 2. Kidnap an albino.
Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
Step 2. Kidnap an albino.
Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
by Armchair General January 31, 2016
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