A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.
It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
by Clive doheartson October 02, 2016
A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.
"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"
by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020
To spend time in totally useless activity or lethargy, especially playing videogames. Synonymous with "veg-out". Derrives from the word "chode", that useless flap of skin that is supposed to keep your balls from flapping around but really doesn't do anything.
by Nathan McKnight March 20, 2005
by dats2dope January 05, 2010
by Konatone March 10, 2004
A chode that has been rubbed raw via constant hand motions or fierce licking... or Cody B. Sometimes a Chode Red can even be caused by harmful chaffing. Sand paper has even been known to cause a few Chode Reds in my day.
Chode Red gave his dad a Chode Red last night. His dad loved it... and he loved doin it! mmmm Chode Red! :P
by The Invasion of Asians! August 27, 2006