two shakes of a lamb's tail

Colloquial phrase representing an undefined short time period

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail

by David Arnott September 1, 2003

Mississippi Chocolate Rooster Tail

Usually bestowed by drunken girlfriends riding upon the shoulders of their boyfriends at concerts while shouting "Wooooo!" with so much gusto that they momentarily lose the grip of their sphincter, releasing a torrent of the previous night's Taco Bell visit down the gentleman's back - much like a chocolate rooster tail.

" Yo - Charline gave Tommy a Mississippi Chocolate Rooster Tail at the Phish concert last night, Brah! Totally ruined his Ed Hardy tee, son!"

by Foon J Cracker March 25, 2013

No fur off my tail

When something is of no consequence to one's self and therefore no need to worry about it.

I don't agree with his beliefs, but they do no harm to me and so it's no fur off my tail

by Cloudchaser Sakonige October 11, 2010

two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

Suck your own tail

To orally stimulate ones own penis

"DAVID....Clean your room!"

"Go Suck your own tail"

by Sam the Man December 4, 2003

leather clad tail gunner

A reference to gay men in leather pants or chaps (or a leather skirt, for that matter). Primarily found in gay nigtclubs looking to find "a real thweet fwiend." First known use of this phrase is accredited to Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, an Aussie comic.

" We were so pissed I didn't realized we'd stumbled in to a poofters bar. While me mate was odering up a another round of piss, I noticed that we were surrounded by a bunch of leather clad tail gunners."

by A "Bloody" Fan July 20, 2008

LED Tail Light

Aftermarket tail lights that consist of many small LED (light emitting diodes) that cast a very bright and sometimes blinding light when the break petal is depressed. Often covered in a "smoked" plastic which, although coveted by Mexicans, actually reduces the effectiveness of the tail light.

Truck owner- Check out my smoked LED tail lights!
Friend- That is gay

by Craycroft May 27, 2012