Summertwo

When your significant other takes an exceptionally long time, like a full season, to get ready or finish whatever they are doing.

Adding at least two hours to any given time.

"I'll meet you at the pub in a summertwo."

"It will take me at least 30 minutes and a summertwo."

by Mad the Madnificent June 16, 2022

summon the goblin

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.

Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.

Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.

by Primaries101 November 17, 2022

beginless summer

(noun) a summer characterized by unusually cold temperatures and high levels of precipitation. See also: Portland, Oregon 2010

Portland, Oregon 2010 = beginless summer

by KCPDX June 13, 2010

Mr Summerton

CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCKING CUNT.

Oh you have Mr Summerton he's such a CUNT

by Pissed off bald kid January 24, 2017

anal summoning

when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass

Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.

by blurrylights February 13, 2019

Norman summerton

A normal grandad-type pig who also eats "frenchy fries" and wears "titty-cups".

I went round for tea and dude was full on norman summerton!

by Brain bird January 28, 2022

Moist sump

1. The state of Cheryl's Box whenever the boys hit page up

2. What a Nissan V8 needs when Turbo Yota wants to only give it a quarter size oil pan!

Wow -look at the top trucks seat - Cheryl really gets a moist sump when it comes on boost!

by Ph_dn_pg_dn_802_ginger March 24, 2022