The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special
by Damn I want to kms January 03, 2019
Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.
by robbierawb November 03, 2016
A program that is so epically annoying that you uninstall it no matter what the consequences. An example is AVG Antivirus.
"I need an antivirus. Oh. How about AVG? I hope this isn't a suicide install"
*10 minutes later*
"OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!? ARGH IMA UNINSTALL IT!!!"
*10 minutes later*
"OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!? ARGH IMA UNINSTALL IT!!!"
by thatoneguywhosubmittedaword April 05, 2010
hey man did you hear that suicidal bop?
yea man it was totally rad it made me appreciate all the undercover suicidal bops i have heard before and did not get to appreciate.
yea man it was totally rad it made me appreciate all the undercover suicidal bops i have heard before and did not get to appreciate.
by emohotdog October 11, 2017
A: Hey, are you thinking about Jenny?
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.
by br0seph123456987 May 10, 2010
Someone who attempted suicide multiple times before they actually die. Similar to how a cat is known to have “nine lives.”
by westcoastpeach July 22, 2018
The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.
Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.
by Jalahimbis December 02, 2022