Sugar Loafing

When two people actively rub their love handles together (it is only sugar loafing if it is over 5 minutes)

Nancy and Greg must really love each other, we heard them sugar loafing all weekend long

by Richiesugarpapa February 10, 2017

laundry sugar

Laundry detergent

Can you go buy some laundry sugar?

by Skyjaxx February 14, 2017

Sugar Shrapnel

The type of sweet/cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth

"I love captain crunch, but it has some serious sugar shrapnel"

"I wouldn't have eaten that many skittles if i knew i was going to get sugar shrapnel"

by MajorConflict82 June 8, 2016

sugar blunt

Method of experimentation for those who wish to try drugs but have nobody to guide them. Beginners may attempt to create a "blunt" of sugar (or some other benevolent substance) to know how it feels to smoke something but avoid the actual high that comes with legitimate drugs. Not a suggested experience, as you may cause trouble if the operation is carried out correctly. Inhaled sugar can recrystallize in your lungs and cause serious harm. So don't do it.

"Hey Bill if you're not ready to try some real drugs, just make a sugar blunt."
"Nah I heard that's dangerous and I ain't no bitch anyway."

by Lucy'sNigga June 3, 2016

Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.

I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.

by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017

Sugar-Pinata

A sugar-pinata is an elderly women (aged 85+) whom is dating a young gentleman (effectively a sugar-baby) and has written the young fellow into her will, leaving all her money to him after her timely demise. From this point on she is a sugar-pinata because if the young man 'does his duties well enough', he shall break her hip, cause a fatal trauma leading to her death and thus gain her life earnings. Metaphorically he broke the sugar-pinata and money came out in a similar fashion to how sweets come out of a pinata commonly used at Mexican children's birthday parties.

University student 1: Dude, how you afford that YOLO-swag flat?
University student 2: I meet a sugar-pinata and I released her from this plain of existence using my dick. Now I am even richer.
University student 1: Brah, yo dick kills.
University student 2: Keep talking like that and I'll make sure your grandmother becomes my next paycheck. I am sick to fucken death of poor people.

by Sa+anluvr123 January 25, 2017

sugar skank

older woman who steals yonger men from a marriage and or relatonship by luring him in with her money

that woman is such a sugar skank for sleeping with billy

by good girl 2001 November 28, 2012