three stroke joke

Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.

Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”

Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty

Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!

by iSkytec December 16, 2018

gotera stride

when the absolute unit of a gotera fucken lunges across the whole map

this dude just fucken gotera strided us ohno

by GoteraStrider December 25, 2018

one stroke wonder

Dennis cummings

dennis is one stroke wonder king

by daddylongdeek January 6, 2019

One stroke wonder

A big toothed crack head who can’t seem to keep himself out of harms way. Often has small nipples and a shit haircut

One stroke wonder blew a fat load after his pecker brushed against the table

by Archies pecker November 18, 2019

Color-stroke

Only like a specific color of race, hair, and features.

I’m color-stroke because I only like lighter skinned men.

by J-Maria June 10, 2021

bold stroke

To have a very large penis.

“To be honest, I have a Bold Stroke. Most women can’t handle me.”

by Calamari.33 July 15, 2022

Two Night Stride

Unlike a traditional One Night Stand, the two (or more depending on preference) engage in sexual relations for two consecutive nights with the same notion of not seeing each other after the conclusion. The purpose for this is for a man or woman to catch their "prey" for a weekend instead of having to go out on the prowl for two consecutive nights (if their intent is to get laid that weekend). This is often entacted by an act of subterfuge (i.e. a bed and breakfast provided by the initiator) for one individual to persuade the other individual to stay another night with the intent to simply continue the sexual affairs for the next evening only to be washed away after one kicks the other out just for the sex and wishes to see them never again. This can also be done by one getting the other's number and calling them over for a booty call THAT MUST HAPPEN THE FOLLOWING DAY and then engaging in sexual affairs and then the initiator either ignoring every call or blocking the other's number afterwards. Unlike "rebeat business", the booty call can only be done ONCE and it is not an ongoing thing. The purpose is for one to eliminate any communication with the person after the two days conclude---simply because of the fear of a relationship, to get out of distasteful sex or to just engage in an act of "fucking and chucking" someone in a longer progression.

Tom: Hey look at that girl over there at the bar.
Ralph: Ya? What about her?
Tom: She looks like a perfect two night stride. I don't have enough money to chase tail for the whole weekend.
Ralph: Go get er' man!
Scott (whom has a girlfriend): Ha. God you guys are pathetic.

by Mickey Brewster August 23, 2011