Strawbert McCringlemilk

Strawbert McCringlemilk is the spiritual embodiment of every thing, some people can bend reality to head to the spiritual realm, these people are called dungleshitters, there they shall find Strawbert McCringlemilk, which most dungleshitters say he resembles a 5'8" meerkat with a flashy beige dress.

As a dungleshitter myself I have seen the glory of Strawbert McCringlemilk.

by Strawbert McCringlemilk November 22, 2017

Strawberry rice pudding

Rice pudding mixed with a pink sock

"Man my girl and her ex gave me that Strawberry rice pudding last night, it hurt at first tho"

by Therealpuddingswaper June 18, 2018

Strawberry Teabag

Another name for a tampon that has been used

Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

strawberry bukakke

When men mutilate the insides of their dicks before a bukakke creating blood mixed cum which appears pink

That strawberry bukakke porn was wild

by Chewbaka229 May 12, 2019

Strawberry mudslide

When you can’t decide which hole to put it in so you go vagina, butthole, vagina, butthole, vagina, butthole, vagina butthole

I couldn’t decide which hole to put it in one day so I decided to go with the good O’l strawberry mudslide

by Reese knight May 22, 2019

strawberry skin shave

When a female shaves her areas of pleasure not quite as smooth which results in her skin being similar to rubbing a strawberry against your face. Some people like it!

Liza decided to give herself a strawberry skin shave before she went to the party because she knew there were people there who would appreciate the fuzzy friction.

by von groovy June 8, 2019

Strawberry Scars

The feeling of loving someone, but not feeling worthy to be with that person

After seeing him with a thousand "better" girls, she started developing strawberry scars.

by Seutokeo March 5, 2020