shank

To have a shit and a wank at the same time

mmmm I just had an amazing shank!! Multitasking is great.

by Gaylorrrrr May 30, 2011

Shank

It’s when you stab someone hard with a piece of broken glass or wood

I shanked your nan in da butthole

by Cheeto bot 123 November 27, 2019

spankette

a. A flirtatious female who teases as if enticing someone to dare spank her.
b. A female (usually one who enjoys being spanked) whose buttocks are smaller, tighter, firmer than an average adult-shaped bottom.
c. A girl, or boy (probably gay), who likes being spanked, and either acts like, or whose slim shape resembles that of a young girl.

a. That girl's nothin' but a spankette - look at how she's behaving, what a naughty tease - somone should take her over their knee... and man, am I tempted.
b. Sure, she's kinda on the skinny side, but she's a pure spankette - man, what a cute, naughty little butt.
c. That little spankette's about to get a well deserved you-know-what.

by dragonjon April 27, 2007

Spankwire Video

The most screwed up video surfing the internet at this moment. 2 Girls 1 Cup and BME Pain Olympics Combined are a mere fraction of how fucked up this video is.

It involves various clips of people mutilating their privates.

Scarred Person: Have you seen the Spankwire Video?
Innocent Friend: No, but i hear it is FUCKED up.
Scarred Person: I haven't slept in weeks...

by deejjj April 13, 2009

shank'd

to slice, cut, or stab by contact, usually by hugging.

Tajuan shank'd Phil as he walked by.

by Mz. New Booty April 17, 2006

Spanking

The Spanish King.

(C'mon, what else could that word mean?)

When we were in Madrid, we were received in a Spanking Audience.

by not_the_king July 2, 2010

Birthday spankings

To strike the ass of a person on their birthday, giving them the amount of swats as their age(for example, a 16 year old would get 16 whacks to the butt). This practice originated in North America as a way to celebrate someone's birthday. There are several ways to do birthday spankings: over the knee, bent over furniture, under the arm, or everyone lines up with their legs spread apart so the birthday boy/girl can crawl under their legs and as they pass by you, you swat their buttocks. Usually, one or all of the parties involved get sexual ensure out of this

Come over my knee, it's time for your birthday spankings

by Novanilla January 25, 2015