Pre-Spam

The gelatinous material that forms on the top of Spam canned meat.

Bob opened the can of Spam and was greeted by a blob of quivering, glistening Pre-Spam.

by Dave Corbett October 5, 2008

Spam Shaft

The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

Or

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin

1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin

by DedicatedkillerRPO April 13, 2009

Spam Hound

A black girl that only dates white guys.

"I was trying to date her but she said she is not into black guys. Fuckin' spam hound"

by Shaggy Love January 10, 2012

sPam

sPam

sPam

by peoplearecrazy May 21, 2022

spam

when you are sooo bored

spam

by Qwertypoiu1236 January 26, 2021

Spam

A cube of the sad parts of the pig. Because no one else wants them, hormel just tosses them into the meat grinder to put in cans.

Means “spiced ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a horse.

It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”

The homeless dude: “Please help me”
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a lot of medical bills”
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”

by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023

Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.

My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.

by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019