Shehab

Unc who tries to be hip with the new generation.

Looks mid 40’s really in his 30’s.

Likes to flash how hip he is and thinks he can fight.

One punch to the dome he’s put in a coma.

Dresses up just to go meet Eugene (“penis with ears look a like ass nig”) - like who you tryna impress Unc.

2.

When your legs don’t work

“Yeo you Shehabing right now - you need WD-40 on them knees”

“Yeo unc you shehabing- you was born in 60s”

by TruthfromNR January 20, 2026

Sneak-Sussing

When one plays the video game Among Us long after it has left it's prime as an indulgence in guilty pleasure.

I saw your play history, bro! You're sneak-sussing!

by Paama_ January 24, 2026

Sehaj

freaky! baddie! you CANNOT pull her! into white twinks and femboys! wears glasses! period!

"who's big ass is that???"
"it's sehaj's, duh!"

by lenevo4lifex February 2, 2026

Sneak streak

When your having sex with your girl ,whiles she's on bottom, your moving around and she didn't wipe to well.

Man she sneak streaked me ,my sheets are ruined.

by Daddydavis999 February 6, 2026

sweet sneak

Someone who allows her children only wholesome, organic foods, but has a middle-of-the-night ice cream habit she thinks no one knows about.

Grocery checker to unnamed patron, "You're buying all that ice cream for just one person?" Embarrassed patron, "yes, I'm afraid my daughter is quite the Sweet Sneak."

by Embarrassed Parent April 6, 2010

Swampy Sneak

The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!

Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!

Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!

Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.

Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)

Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)

Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.

Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011

Sober-Sneak-In

A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.

Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.

Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.

by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015