by hitherlol April 22, 2021

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021

by podemb December 19, 2023

This smell can be described as rotting corpses mixed with curry powder. It absolutely reeks, a total of 43 sweatshop workers have died in the making of said hoodies, its recommended that once receiving the hoodie you clean it with the elephants foot and some alpha particle.
Bob: Bro whats that disgusting fucking smell man im about to pass out jesus christ.
James: nah man its the new kyoto smell bro.
James: nah man its the new kyoto smell bro.
by BDSBDL September 12, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

iballisticsquid: what does wool smell like
stampy: it's.. it's like sheep, but less mobile
iballisticsquid: wow that is the weirdest description of what wool smells like ever
stampy: how many descriptions have you heard
iballisticsquid: not many, stamps... if I look in the dictionary will that come up?
stampy: it's.. it's like sheep, but less mobile
iballisticsquid: wow that is the weirdest description of what wool smells like ever
stampy: how many descriptions have you heard
iballisticsquid: not many, stamps... if I look in the dictionary will that come up?
by adultminecraftfan September 27, 2023

"That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"
by ClumsyPandali March 31, 2024
