Simon

Simon is a creepy guy I met on holiday.

Hi guys! I’m Simon! I have two kids and they’re VERY SMALL and they’re asleep in that house just there so so you think you could just KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT! Thanks!

by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020

Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough

Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon

by YcaUAD March 16, 2019

Simon

Stupid cucklord

Is that simon? Yeah he's a cucklord

by simon_is_a_dick May 07, 2020

Simon Tong

A little bitch boy.

Hey look, its Simon Tong, what a little bitch boy!

by ZAIRBI March 07, 2022

Simoner

Someone having an erected penis to a woman named “Simone”

“WOAH, James has a Simoner!”

by Officially.James11 March 20, 2024

En simon gunnar

Att Börja gråta av att bli ställd en fråga

Fabian gjorde en simon gunnar på spanskan

by poop man apa fishål September 18, 2020

Olivia Simon

a cold-hearted bitch. tends to cheat on her boyfriends and fucks her best friends boyfriend's behind their back. a major cuck. pathological liar who only does what she wants. gives zero fucks about anybody else in her life.

"Oof that girl reminds me of Olivia Simon"

by truthbtoldbeach October 23, 2018