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Simp

1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.

2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
situation 1, real simpin:

Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...

Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 23, 2020
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A simp is a person who overvalues women that obviously don't like them. They are overprotective at times and if you call someone that they might not know what that means so call them that.
"Whatever you say simp"
Ugh, that boy is such a simp like damn!
by Candel'ite X_X May 29, 2020
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one of the “bros” who stopped hanging out with all the bro’s to try to get some poon. usually named austin or reese
“yo where’s austin?”
“idk i bet he’s out being a simp again”
by gimmedatpussy999 January 2, 2020
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A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
Luke is such a simp, he spends all his savings on Twitch-Thots

Louis is a simp because he obsesses over Tiny Cat
by Hatesimps May 18, 2020
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An absolute beta male

A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy

A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy
Man, Bryce is such a simp. I heard he told Holly that he trusts her after she cheated on him.
by King Simp December 30, 2019
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by IJustMadeThisSoICanMakeFunOfMy December 14, 2019
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A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.
A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020
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