sharted

farted and shat bat all wet and mushy

chase sharted

by i a bom bum June 19, 2018

Shart

The sound that comes out of an Alabamafan’s mouth whenever they talk about football. It’s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.

There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.

by Auntskerry November 24, 2018

Shartfaced

like drunk (with a similar etymology of shitfaced) but, a gabzillion times more.

Sharon, I told you not to get shartfaced on the toffee vodka! now you've thrown up again!

by MoosesNoosesLtd December 9, 2018

Sharter

A individual who is known to frequently share in his pants.

He’s a sharter.

by Pseudo Intellect March 7, 2019

Shart

A fart that comes with a little more than what you bargained for.

A: Was that the whoopee cushion?
B: No, last I checked the whoopee cushion did not have a liquid feature.
A: Does that make it a shart?
B: Let's just hope he wore his brown pants to class.

by Planet Ocean January 15, 2019

Shart Board

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.

Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Shartalot

Shartalot is a expression meaning sharting 3 or more times I one day

Human#1 Hey man today I ummm i I shartaloted . Human#2 wait so you sharted 3 times today

Human#1 yep, I had to go through 3 underwear

by Yo big bro March 19, 2019