seve

a fagot

its ok if your a seve

by princessfiretruck September 4, 2016

seventh day adventist

Most boring christian denomination ever cant do anything except read the bible on friday nights until saturday sunset which ruins your whole weekend no jewelry e.g earings,pierceings,necklaces etc. Ellen White is god to them. Mostly vegetarians but some eat meat but its very limited cannot eat pork,shrimp,lobster,ham, and the list goes on.

hey!! its friday sunset turn off the TV!! no internet no playing outside come home and read the bible!! were Seventh day adventists goddamnit

by J.V.N June 28, 2007

The Seven Project

Christian cult of Bible Thumpers who orgasm at the sight of Jesus.

They think they are so perfect, but are ignorant to anyone who disagrees with them.

They also hate queers.

This is your life!
Are you who you wanna be????
This is your life!
Is it everything you dreamed that it would be???

by jsabs May 2, 2005

Sbeve

The great man who is a Chad among

women not a virgin at all.

This descriptive noun is among prophecy

He is a sbeve of a man

by Hsjwnegs April 5, 2019

half-your-age-plus-seven

There's 1300 reviews on this phrase, and no one has managed to figure out the reverse of this rule? Surely my town wasn't the brightest of the lot?

If you're 40, 27 and younger is skezy, as 40/2+7 = 27.
If you're 40, 53 and older is skezy, as 40*3/2-7 = 53.

No one here seems to know how to write a formula. Half-your-age-plus-seven

by ep1032 October 18, 2010

avenged sevenfag

An Avenged Sevenfold fan. Avenged Sevenfags are what is wrong with Metal. They think they are really hardcore but they're all pussies. They usually listen to other retarded Nu Metal bands such as Slipknot or Disturbed. Most of them are closet homos.

Metalhead: Do you like metal?

Avenged Sevenfag: Yeah Bullet for my Valentine is so awesome they're almost as good as Avenged Sevenfold.

Metalhead: Shut the fuck up you Avenged Sevenfag. Go take it up the ass by some other Nu Metal bitches!

Avenged Sevenfag:MAYBE I WILL!

by Fattyblunts392 September 12, 2009

seventy eight

A sound recording, in disc form, usually made of a shellac compound, which plays at a speed approximating 78 revolutions per minute (later exactly at 78.26 rpm) and manufactured between 1889 and 1968 (with rare exceptions--dates for the US are 1892-1958)

I have an old seventy-eight of Glenn Miller my father used to own before the war

by Steven C. Barr December 12, 2003