School

School is somewhere where you meet heaps of friends and teachers that are really nosy, teachers that are cunts, bitches, etc basically what I'm trying to say here is school is shit and I don't learn shit have a good day fellow people😀

Mum: how was school today.
Me: ehhh it was shit
Mum: that sounds awesome

by Stream Epiphany December 29, 2018

School

A place where no one likes to go. A place where hell is on earth. Kids only go to school to be with there friends. It's boring and useless. A place where our parents could drop of us and be without kids for 6 hours or more.

I hate going to school. School is the worst place to go.

by cyborg2.o November 6, 2018

School

A deadly place where they teach kids math and stuff.

I hate school...

Omg Same! The teachers are rude.

by Minnesotan Kid* December 10, 2019

School

The place that tortures you for 18 years straight.
Like prison but way way WAY worse.

Dad: Hey Little Timmy, time for your first day of elementary school!
Timmy: Fuck school and fuck you.
Dad: WHERE DID YOU LEARN SUCH LANGUAGE TIMMY?
Timmy: The internet, it contains it all

by GamexFool June 14, 2016

School

The act of owning ones ass in an act of competition

He just got his ass schooled by that chick. What a stupid ass.
School's in bitch.
I sure as hell hope you brought a pencil and something to write on, cause you could take notes. I just schooled your ass.

by Ben's son January 21, 2004

School

The place where snitches and stingy cunts fuck you over.

School: Some Bitch Snitches on a teacher! Then you get Fucked over

by AnonymousBroskiiez September 9, 2011

School

A place where children go to learn spelling, reading, math, arts and etc. in order to not be illiterate and have no future. While people may think its a bad place, its actually not. Its a better option then working at McDonalds the rest of your life or becoming a prostitute.

Austin: Hey J4n3 wh3r3 4r3 y0u g0ing?
Jane: To school
Austin: OMG! LMAO wh0 n33ds sch00l!1!!!
Jane: Where do you work again?
Austin: McD0n4lds
Jane: My point exactly. *walks away*

by A person in a masked outfit January 10, 2012