The Arbib Scale

A scale used to measure gullibility of a consumer of media. There's 'interesting' and then there's stupidly gullible.

Actual
Ridiculous
Blatant
Idiotic
Bias

"Honey, did you read this note about how Trump is really an alien from space?"

"Richard, that has to be 10 out of 10 on the ARBIB scale... he's just a loudmouth and rude"

by DyvCush November 9, 2025

1-10 Female Attractiveness scale

The scale on how hot a female is, is Antarctica and 10 is the center of the Sun.

Jenna walks by
Tom: "Aw man, she's a 10 on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness scale and I'm a 1..."

by MrTechno October 2, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

How hot a girl is on a scale of one to ten...

Dang, that girl named cel is a 9 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale

by MasterPin September 13, 2016

Quality of Life Scale

A way of measuring quality of life using life expectancy, GDP, and other factors.

We can measure quality of life using quality of life scale.

by Ben Wingert December 15, 2022

Crack Scale

A metric scale that goes to the hundredths place.

Yo weigh out 3.25 on that crack scale.

by Werdnozbiggie January 15, 2020

scales

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet after a sticky poop.

Look at the scales in the toilet. I went poop!

by Cam-da-man March 5, 2022

Richter Scale

Can be used for many different things, such as earthquakes, games, other people and stuff like that. For example, Baldi registers 11 on the Richter Scale.

The Principal Of The Thing registers 14 on the Richter Scale, the highest ever measured in gaming history.

by Herobrine Richter March 8, 2019