a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024
Get the Santa Clausmug. We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).
by DJTruth December 10, 2022
Get the Blue Gloved Santamug. Santa the nonce
by HazzaGazza08 December 24, 2022
Get the Santamug. He is not real
Mom : "Santa is not real"
kid : "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
kid : "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by I do not know 69 March 17, 2021
Get the Santamug. A city in Southern California that can be described as: boring, bland, racist, Karenish, and in recent years, now more crime infested. This used to be a safe city known for the amusement park, Six Flags Magic Mountain. This city has gone downhill after the Covid pandemic. Over the years, Santa Clarita has become more diverse in terms of different races and culture, which is one of the few positive traits of this city. This city needs to bring more interesting restaurants and add some new cool entertaining bars/clubs to attract some hot bitches. As for the racist people who exist in this city, it’s mostly the lower class/middle class blue collar white people. Mostly garbage white people. These white people you encounter may give vibes of the racial slur “WHITE TRASH.” These low life white trash people are just bitter and jealous they have to downplay or look down on other minorities/races and believe white people are superior. Meaning they are the certified dumb asses who probably couldn’t graduate from COC. So, they probably work for a shitty blue collar job for their uncle or some garbage company. Besides that, there’s also a bunch of Karen’s that live here. Not really anything to be, “hyped” up about since Karen’s are trashy white women who aren’t the good looking type of girls. Most of them are bland AF that don’t make you want to glance a second time. It’s a shame because there used to be better looking girls here. Now, they might’ve moved out due to college or career.
Santa Clarita. A boring city that used to have some potential to be more exciting when they started bringing new cool restaurants and music venues/clubs but now got worse after 2019/2020. Infested with more low life people and trailer trash people who give off the vibes of being cringey and sketchy. The people living
In these suburbs are pretty bland and boring in terms of their character and looks. All the racist trash people now moving to different states like Texas or some southern state.
In these suburbs are pretty bland and boring in terms of their character and looks. All the racist trash people now moving to different states like Texas or some southern state.
by DrCumtastic February 11, 2024
Get the Santa Claritamug. When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.
"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"
"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"
"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"
"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"
"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
Get the Working less than Santamug. a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.
by ilovettippieredd March 16, 2020
Get the santa clausemug.