santa marino

The Santa Marino was the little-known, fourth ship in Christopher Columbus' fleet.

Too bad about the Santa Marino. Perhaps one day, someone will be named after it.

by Melvin Ferd July 2, 2019

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stoned santa

The best place to get Personalized handmade gifts and string art and all forms of personalized gifting done. Stoned Santa is the holy mecca for getting handmade gifts for you and your loved ones.

I just got my perfect Gift from Stoned Santa.

by trippyentrepreneur July 9, 2019

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Christmas is an annual christian celebration of Christ's birth on the 25th of December!
Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.

Player 1 received a lump of coal off player 5 this year for Secret Santa.

by littlebigx July 20, 2019

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Santa

A fat fucking pedo who sneaks down your chimney and rapes your mam sideways wen she has passed out in bed like the fat filthy prostitute she is be aware kidys santa is a fake cunt.

Santa is fake and fat

by 573 November 6, 2019

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Santa

stalks children/pedo can kill if feeling it. also not real.

Person 1: I think i'm being stalked...
person 2: it's santa

by bucklingshoes November 21, 2019

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Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.

Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.

by Iberolin November 26, 2019

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