Porta Swamp

A Porta Swamp is a really sweaty glove you can wear, so that you can capture the essence of the swamp with the palm of your hand. The underwear format is available too.

The Porta Swamp is disgusting and feels hot and humid on the hand itself. I love it!

by Lord Desolator August 27, 2005

swiss swamp sock

A Swiss Swamp Sock is when you jizz in someone's shoes and then they put their foot in and their sock gets soggy. Could be used for a revenge or just a practical joke.

"The bitch dumped me so i gave her the good old Swiss swamp sock."

by JITE MUFFIN February 24, 2010

Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy

Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.

by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010

Shitty Swamp Ass

A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.

Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"

Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"

Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."

by CADAVER1986 August 21, 2011

Swigger Swamp

A dirty old bar that mostly old washed up drunks and bikers drink.

"After being kicked outta the classy night club, I decided to finish my night of drinking at the local swigger swamp."

by Iqtrance June 30, 2014

Trap Swamp

the inhabitance of a conglomeration of three ogress trap queens laced with gin, good times, and fire mixtapes. you can often find them wearing black apparel, gathered around the TV hungover, and stuffing their faces. those who visit the Trap Swamp gave it 9/10 in pregames and 2/10 in sulkiness. they're also sponsored by Adidas.

Brad: I just went Trap Swamp last night for the first time.
Pitt: Oh but could you die????

by pinchen May 11, 2016

king swamper

THE BEST MF SWAMPER THERE EVER WAS AND WILL BE, PEOPLE HAVE COME CLOSE BUT NONE HAVE SUEPASSED

Bro, Kyle truly is the King Swamper, Robby has no clue what he is talking about

by King swamper January 28, 2017