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The Jman Slap

The act of one being a douche bag by slapping your or another's lower back. By far this is one of the worst pains one can experience. To execute correctly one must....

1. Sneak up on a person
2. Locate there lower back ( right above their ass crack )
3. Slap vigorously to piss off the "slap"ie
Note: most effect when aiming for the fat deposits located near the love handle area.
- Yo did you see how pissed off JJ got when I Jman slapped him?

- Yea, your a douche bag.
- The Jman slap is so sick and should be spread around so I get famous.

- That would be cool, but your still a douche bag.
by Jman5670 June 24, 2011
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apple slapping

An act performed when you bang your girl's vagina backdoor style and your apple bag slaps violently against her thighs making a clapping sound as if a tidal wave is pounding the coastline
Boy,Kevin was apple slapping Heather's vagina with a top speed of 40 knots
by BIG T 49 July 6, 2017
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brick-slap

1. To physically slap someone with a brick, or to throw a brick at an individual.

2. To show the wanting to slap someone, mostly on the internet.
1. I brick-slapped someone trying to steal my purse.

2. I brick-slapped a spammer on a website.
by a brick-slapper November 23, 2013
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The Enzo Slap

A slap that gives you a concussion; knocks you the fuck out into next tuesday or refrigerator..
"Did you see that girl who got The Enzo Slap???"
by Crystal yo August 29, 2009
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Hair Slap

The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.
Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"

Josh: "Hair Slap"
by Space Boobies April 22, 2010
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unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting
I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson
by MIKEY TYRONE December 17, 2013
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net slap

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing
p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap
by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011
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