Cvnting Season

The season to surve cunt.

Dylan: Why do you have high heels on?

Funny and Tammy: duh it's Cvnting Season

by Tammyaep March 10, 2024

Louisiana Season

Celebration of the Lousisiana Purchase on November 21-24.

I went to build a mound for Louisiana Season.

by Sh@zam November 26, 2021

Grass Season

The Season that appears every 2 years where you touch grass during the Summer

It's Grass Season! No more games, it's time to touch some grass!

by Beepowashere July 19, 2022

Been Season

1. When someone in the group wants to try something new but everybody else has done it already and it's old news to them.

2. The meaning of being broke or been broke (no money).

1) David: Hey John, I got my first iPhone. Check out this funny emoji!
John: Mannnn... Been season. That's old!

2) John: Hey buddy, can you grab a 24 pack of beer since you're on the way to my house?
David: Man, I can't. Been season.

by MrBeenbroke May 17, 2018

unshackling season

A time when it seems best to release yourself of all relational ties that might not be aligned with where you want to go. This can be a dangerous decision during pivotal times of life change like at the end of college.

Hey bro, it’s unshackling season, hurry up and break free so we can wolf pack.

by FreeBirdie May 31, 2018

Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

season washer

someone who is a looks like ab lincoln’s pinky toe and often takes the gun out of situations

calling someone a season washer

by cenuspenis August 19, 2023