Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.

Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.

by Holidays4men November 4, 2024

frosh season

It's a season where experienced 4th year undergrads and masters and Ph.Ds start showing froshes how to survive in university through their many years of experience.

Frosh SEason: Ph.D student: Wanna head to my place and study up on molecular biology?
Mary Kate Olsen: SURE

by budger August 27, 2006

Seasoning the Greens

Seasoning your weed by adding a pinch of coke

‘Put the coke inside the weed, them niggas seasoning the greens’ J.I.D

by TBtheILLMATIC March 27, 2021

Inera Season 5

Execution, murder. Most of the times is due old sins.

Dude have you heard what happened to Vice ?
Yeh, he got the Inera Season 5 treatment

by AkkoTheWakko October 23, 2020

lockup season

when the weather gets colder and people grow and buy less weed.

I hope you not expecting that premium shit, it's lockup season.

by 420smoke September 12, 2018

Settling Season

More like Settling Season
Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook

Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season

by Krkič August 3, 2019

Cvnting Season

The season to surve cunt.

Dylan: Why do you have high heels on?

Funny and Tammy: duh it's Cvnting Season

by Tammyaep March 10, 2024