greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.

"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."

by A-train April 16, 2005

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sausage gargler

To perform fellatio, derogatory term, insult

That Tony fucked me out of $20,man what a sausage gargler.

by mike i. April 16, 2008

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sugar sausage

A gay dude, a fag, a dude who try to act tough and hard but is really sweet and soft like a bitch

1. He gay he a sugar sausage.
2. He aint a gangsta he a sugar sausage nigga

by Milazzo August 21, 2007

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Sturdy Sausage

Thick, juicy, raging boner that wants nothing more than to take the hottest women in every room to pound town.

Hey Ted, see that hot chick over there? I'm gonna give her a taste of my sturdy sausage tonight.

by Edward Cole November 3, 2017

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What happens when you combined the definition 4 of sausage roll (for F/M), and definition 1 of sausage rolling (for M/M), with all the outstanding features of santa fe, including chilli sauce (preferably made from trinidad scorpion butch t chillies, but anything past a naga jolokia pepper will suffice), mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, and close body contact. Santa fe is translated "holy faith" and this manoeuvre is accompanied with an internal prayer that this will not result in third degree burns to your body, particularly your genital regions. Acceptable Foreplay is taken to be Definition 1 of Sausage roll. If (Muncirumsised /M uncirumsised) the act may stop here, or may continue as with the definition of body contact.

First coined by Robert Brockway of cracked.com, when he declared he will do this for Donations of $10,000 or More.

A Santa Fe Sausage-roll, may not be an actual deviant act, however given a sausage roll, santa fe hotdog, santa fe salad, and a santa fe fiesta aren't family fun-time approved, it's probably it isn't so chaste either.

The maintaining of full eye-contact throughout the whole thing is an agreement "it's not gay if it's a dare", "it's not gay if it's for money", and "it's not gay if you're married". A further term of this unspoken agreement is that this isn't to be brought up with each-other's parents or mother-in-law if the relationship between you both ever goes further than this experience.

Robert Brockway: "You want to do the Santa Fe Sausage-roll? I'll do it, and I won't even cry. I'll look you right in the eye, the entire time." (upon receiving donations of $10,000 or more)

by Aimez-Moi July 6, 2011

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