Metal Santa

Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)

Metal Santa only plays for the one and only best band in the world, FUCKING SLAYER

by Mr-big-nobb November 14, 2018

Santa

This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho

Girl:I think I saw Santa looking at me in the shower last night

Girl 2:santa is such a fat ass bitch

by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018

Santa’s Svedka Challenge

If you find less that half a 750mL bottle of svedka any time after thanksgiving, you must get on your knee and chug the rest of the bottle. When you finish drunking you take off your shirt and run through the hall yelling YAHOOO.

“Oh my god Josh just did Santa’s Svedka Challenge that was wild.”
“Holy shit do you think hes gonna puke?”

by Nathan Crosby November 30, 2018

santa clause

some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore

idk he is wierd i dont have a sentence about that pervert Santa clause

by some dude but its used December 3, 2018

Santa

A Little B*tch Who Stalks You And Breaks Into Your House With A Crowbar. Kiddos Know Ur Predators

Santa Claus’ Broke Little Paymoney A** Broke Into My House For My Cookies

by URBAN DICTIONARY NEEDS MY HELP December 7, 2018

Santa claused

When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)

Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.

by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017

Santa

The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.

I sat on Santa’s lap one time. ....it changed me.....NOW IM A RAPI—

by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018