santa claws

a cat santas

santa claws!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

Santa Fe Surprise

When you give a blowjob using hot sauce

Mikey gave me a santa fe surprise last night, and now my dick is burning.

by Hackerman45 July 12, 2025

Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

THE END

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.

by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022

Reverse Santa

Sex position where both people are upside down in a confined space (like a chimney) with at least one person in a onesie of some kind

We were rudely interrupted from doing the Reverse Santa when Sarah opened the door.

by Chief Elf February 6, 2020

Santa Barbara mtd

place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light

Oh the (Santa Barbara mtd ) hell nah that shit smells like rotten watermelon and jizz.

by Carpsmostwanted69 January 10, 2025

DUI Santa

otherwise known as a drunk mall Santa 🎅. The term was popularized by Jimmy Failla and Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!

Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.

by Sexydimma January 17, 2022

Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.

Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.

by Mr. Thor July 3, 2011