ass rocket

To blow a dose of cocaine into the anus through a tube, that it may be absorbed through the rectum

it was hard enough finding the coke, let alone a woman willing to give him an ass rocket.

by sybrpunk November 2, 2011

guatemalan pocket rocket

a reach around throgh a pocket

me so horny me give you guatemalan pocket rocket

by titsmcgee September 19, 2008

Red Rocket

A Male dogs dick wen having a boner.

My dog has Red Rockets all da time when he is touched

by [e-mail] July 4, 2009

Wrist Rocket

An HJ. A Hand Job.

Rebecca gave me a wrist rocket on the first date. God Bless America.

by @Mulldozer April 20, 2011

dick rickets

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.

Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"

by Erik Shunn September 4, 2007

Purple Passion Rocket

take a guess, whats shaped like a rocketship, has a purple top and is full of passion.

Cindy: "I heard that Evan over there has a huge purple passion rocket."
Evan over hears this.
Evan: "How about you find out for yourself."
(Evan whips out his dick)
All the girls stood motionless in amazement, not only for the giant cock in front of them, but for the bravery of Evan for whipping it out in the middle of math class.

by Evan Met March 14, 2006

crotch-rocket

A crotch-rocket is a guy's rock-hard raging-boner.

My cadet roomie , Matt, keeps telling me to open my boy-hole when he wants to fuck me, and then to suck his crotch-rocket until he has a cumgasm, and make me lick the jizz off his dick afterward and swallow it!

by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020