religion

Something that made sense a few thousands years ago, but is irrelevant now.

You all need to embrace religion in your lives or you will burn in hell!
Nah, I'm good.

by Dzheres January 13, 2024

Religious fuck boy

Someone who reads marsiyas, salaams, Nohas, etc and thinks he’s going to heaven cause of looking like he has some status in the community for being religious AND ‘cool’
Upon further investigation said fuck boy usually never dropped his balls, and developed a low enough pitch just to do the right thing

Uhlee mowe-sin is a religious fuck boy

by Miktionary April 20, 2024

religious watcher

Someone who is a very big fan.

"I'm a religious watcher of your shows."

by cosmic87rus April 25, 2024

Religion baiting

Religion baiting is a sub genre of fear baiting. It is type of content that usually starts with “scroll if you hate Jesus”. Which uses Religion as a way to stop you. And it uses fear of going to hell as a way to make you watch the video. The content creator then proceeds to tell you to comment, like, and subscribe if you love Jesus. It makes kids interact with their video pushing it to more people.

Some of the worst people on earth: “I have an idea! I should use Religion baiting to get more subscribers on my shitty Roblox YouTube Shorts account.”

by ALPHA-C May 1, 2024

Religion

Fire insurance for the hopelessly immoral.

"My religion will save me from Hell."

by Old-Crab May 2, 2024

Religion of peace

When you have to repeatedly refer to a religion as a "religion of peace", then it is not a religion of peace.

Islam is a religion of peace. Terrorism has no religion.
Yes Islam is a religion of peace. A religion of pieces.
YOU CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST BIGOT!

by PseudonymsAreGay May 4, 2024

Religious Left

A group that is incredibly tired of all the hatred directed at religion.

Why'd you flip out on that guy? He just hated Christians.
Oh, I'm in the Religious Left. I'm just getting tired of people hating me for doing nothing.

by Jesterthechaotic May 6, 2024