Slow-mo Racing

When two cars traveling in the same direction but on different side by side lanes, while maintaining equal speed, none of the drivers attempt to pass the other as if to be racing in slow motion.

"I'm running late for work and these two morons are slow-mo racing in front of me and I have no way to pass!"

by babidoll69 November 27, 2012

black halo racing

Engaging in an anal hook up so random and quick, the bottom guy doesn't have time to wash his ass, but the top doesn't care.

When a guy can't wait to engage in anal, he will hit it dirty.

Chuck went black halo racing, now he is trying to scrub that black halo off his johnson.

Chuck has been trolling rest stops looking to do some black halo racing.

Chuck rides without a helmet when he is black halo racing, now he needs to exfoliate his dick.

by abrupt1 February 14, 2014

puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.

Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.

by trotter April 24, 2017

team asylum racing

Maryland car club. Mainly autocross, some drag, and some show cars.

Man that car is from team asylum racing. I wonder where he races. That car must be fast.

by bob saget March 26, 2004

California cunt race

When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"

Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.

"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"

by Zero man February 15, 2017

Alexander Race Brandenburg

Nigga foot is having big feet

His feet are huge he must have Alexander Race Brandenburg

by Ahhh nigga foot June 18, 2019

Potatoe Sack Race

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.

Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.

by walker209 October 26, 2011