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black halo racing

Engaging in an anal hook up so random and quick, the bottom guy doesn't have time to wash his ass, but the top doesn't care.

When a guy can't wait to engage in anal, he will hit it dirty.
Chuck went black halo racing, now he is trying to scrub that black halo off his johnson.

Chuck has been trolling rest stops looking to do some black halo racing.

Chuck rides without a helmet when he is black halo racing, now he needs to exfoliate his dick.
by abrupt1 February 14, 2014
mugGet the black halo racingmug.

race car to the face

When someone motorboats a man's general jewel package. could also be followed by an excited "VROOOM!"
"Hey baby, how bout a lil race car to the face?"
by BrinkyBoo October 13, 2012
mugGet the race car to the facemug.

Slow-mo Racing

When two cars traveling in the same direction but on different side by side lanes, while maintaining equal speed, none of the drivers attempt to pass the other as if to be racing in slow motion.
"I'm running late for work and these two morons are slow-mo racing in front of me and I have no way to pass!"
by babidoll69 November 27, 2012
mugGet the Slow-mo Racingmug.

double waste race

running to the bathroom and trying to find trash bin at the same time. usually because your so hung over that you aren't sure if you're going to throw up or diarrhea in your pants. This is also one of the scariest moments in your life if you ever get it.
- " OMG, i gotta go!!!"
- " woah whats wrong?"
- " double waste race!"
- " oh god no, I'll try to find a trash can or something, meet you in teh bathroom!"
- " HURRY!"
by vallada November 25, 2009
mugGet the double waste racemug.

Daddy’s Wallet Racing

When you have a fast car or modified car that you like to race and talk trash, but no job or way to pay for it so your parents pay for all your modifications.
Man, Mike’s car is pretty fast!

Yeah, but he’s DWR, he’s daddy’s wallet racing!
by BlackBeau June 13, 2019
mugGet the Daddy’s Wallet Racingmug.

Potatoe Sack Race

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.
Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.
by walker209 October 26, 2011
mugGet the Potatoe Sack Racemug.

California cunt race

When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"

Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.
"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"
by Zero man February 15, 2017
mugGet the California cunt racemug.

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