California cunt race

When you're at an sjw, womens right etc. March and scream through a megaphone "get in the kitchen and shut the fuck up before i grab you by the pussy and make you suck this cock"

Then a bunch of angry women will start chasing you, the longer you make it, the bigger the man you are.

"Bro gary just pulled a 8 minute California cunt race dude! That's the longest anyone has gone so far"

by Zero man February 15, 2017

double waste race

running to the bathroom and trying to find trash bin at the same time. usually because your so hung over that you aren't sure if you're going to throw up or diarrhea in your pants. This is also one of the scariest moments in your life if you ever get it.

- " OMG, i gotta go!!!"
- " woah whats wrong?"
- " double waste race!"
- " oh god no, I'll try to find a trash can or something, meet you in teh bathroom!"
- " HURRY!"

by vallada November 25, 2009

Go kart race

Fag convention

Hey homo, do you want to go to the go kart race and get fucked in the ass?

Yeah bro, I’ll bring the Costco sized lube.

by Firefog February 4, 2019

Potatoe Sack Race

When you realize you're out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting shit stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two.

Make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. I dont want to have to do a potatoe sack race to the pantry to get a roll.

by walker209 October 26, 2011

motor boat race

A competition between two teen boys and two teen girls to see who can motor boat the fastest

Hugo and Harvey had the coolest motor boat race with Ursula and Kim last night.

by Mixymixon April 18, 2017

Drag Race Fishing

A tactic to show off the power of a sleeper car againts a fast car (Viper, corvette, mustang, etc.).
Rules
1. Complement the fast car.
2. Downplay the power of your car.
3. Bet them that they can outrun the sleeper car.
4. Race.
Used mainly on the show street outlaws by a duo named Farmtruck and AZN

Nuff said, Drag Race Fishing is basically pretty self explanation

by XxDemonKingxX February 25, 2019

Daddy’s Wallet Racing

When you have a fast car or modified car that you like to race and talk trash, but no job or way to pay for it so your parents pay for all your modifications.

Man, Mike’s car is pretty fast!

Yeah, but he’s DWR, he’s daddy’s wallet racing!

by BlackBeau June 13, 2019