Propellation

A word used to describe propelling yourself through air or water. Very easy for a tipsy to relate to the word when they can’t pinpoint the correct word

Wow Jill when you were slammed drunk on the river you said you needed some propellation

by Jillk July 15, 2018

project poor

a: a state of unwealth caused by working on too many projects at once
b: a state of being unable to build wealth due to excessive projects

"I can't go to the movies this weekend. I'm project poor."

"I've got at least half a dozen projects going at once. You might say I'm project poor."

"He'd be rich... if he wasn't project poor."

by B.K.B August 16, 2018

Project Purity

Chemotherapy

My grandpa decided to do Project Purity

:(

by SorryIShooped August 26, 2018

Project Ina

The road project that won't be done until March 2019! It will create more lanes on the freeway without stopping for a train, which will make it look like Twin Peaks when it's done! Jack In The Box closed due to the construction and Donut Wheel is not getting enough business either!
Bob: "Jim, Ina Road is closed for 2 years, take Cortaro or Twin Peaks instead!"
Jim: "Why?"
Bob: "Because, they are adding more lanes on the freeway and building a new bridge that trains will go through without waiting for them!"
Jim: "Oh!"

Project Ina: A project that will create more lanes on Interstate 10 and create a bridge overpass for trains so cars don't have to wait for anymore trains.
Ina Road is closed until March 2019

by APersonfromCasasAdobes/Marana, September 30, 2018

Project poop.

An untimely need to defecate when you have just started a major project, usually in the mid afternoon.

I was in the middle of changing the oil on my Harley when I had to take a project poop.

by Jakelightning October 10, 2018

proselytution

The act of using religion to get someone else to pay you for sexual favors.

Some people are so unattractive that they turn to proselytution in an attempt to satisfy their sexual cravings and/or gain extra income; while this shameless and manipulative strategy may indeed increase the person's chance of getting laid and/or making money, it also tends to give legitimate religions and organizations a bad name, since many people will think that "they're all like that" when they see the invalid exploiting of religion and its "obey without question" teachings.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.

by Al Berich December 9, 2018