Pre-Fight Doughnut

An honored tradition where you offer your opponent a doughnut before engaging in battle

Ninja #1: "Before we fight...I offer you this.... take it as a token of my appreciation..."
Ninja #2: "...it's a fucking doughnut."

by michaelangelo December 01, 2004

Pre-Potter-Depression

The sad moments that come before reading the 7th book because everyone has already spoiled the deaths.

I got Pre-Potter-Depression after Shannon told me who all died.

by jkjrfkej August 07, 2007

Pre game vape

when someone gets high before a party or social event using a vaporizer to smoke marijuana.

yo man lets pre game vape before we go to the kegger

by shneriside October 06, 2009

pre-baby puppy

a term used to described a puppy purchased by new couple soon after moving in together. The puppy is the pre-cursor to getting married and having children together.

The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.

Ryan: Did you hear Jeremy and Julie got a puppy?
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.

by tylr83 March 28, 2011

Pre-game shitters

When you get so nervous before an occasion, instead of getting pre-game jitters, you get pre-game shitters.

Track runner1: dude I'm so scared about this meet, I think I have pre-game shitters.

by CrazynameJane June 24, 2016

Pre-Digestive Bulimia

Spitting out a chewed up bite of food because you realize you can't eat one bite more.

Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."

by Momo Mayes June 22, 2007

Pre Nut Haze

The delusions of grandeur experienced whilst horny, often leading to poor decisions.

Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?

by DopeVision April 06, 2022