Yoga pants politics

When a company is so engrossed in woke culture you can’t figure out what they are actually selling

I don’t need your yoga pants politics-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 5, 2023

Politics

A bunch of old men whining over who gets control of the big red button

"Did you hear the news?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some orange peel just bombed half of Nigeria!"
"Man, fuck politics"

by sauceyassmonkey September 18, 2020

Politicalism

The general concept of all politics.

I’m super sick of all the politicalism in the United States right now.

by Hksjhsnns November 24, 2018

Greyscaled Politics

A state in which the ideological boundaries between the Left and Right become so blurred and nuanced that they appear virtually indistinguishable, raising questions about whether any meaningful difference exists at all. In greyscaled politics, the stark contrasts of partisan identity give way to a subdued spectrum, where rival parties adopt overlapping policies, share comparable economic orthodoxies, and converge on issues once thought to mark their distinctiveness. This blurring of political colour not only diminishes the clarity of ideological choice for the electorate but also encourages cynicism, disillusionment, and the sense of a homogenised political class.

Person 1: "You know what I’ve started calling Labour these days? Blue Labour. They sound more like Conservatives every election."

Person 2: "Ha! And the Tories might as well be Red Tories the way they borrow old Labour slogans when it suits them."

Person 1: "Exactly. Half the time I can’t tell who’s meant to stand for what anymore."

Person 2: "That’s Greyscaled Politics for you, when the Left and the Right blur so much that all you’re left with is different shades of the same grey."

by DemocracySold September 4, 2025

Politics

Bullshit that people will kill one another over because that is how you build cohesiveness in a country: Division.

"I don't get into Politics because no politician gives a damn about the general population; only power."

by J3ll0f1ng3r5 January 8, 2021

Politics

Where bald guys fight because of a video of a fat kid eating Cheetos.

“Fuckin weaboos, politics suck!!!!”

by Them Hussar 👀 September 18, 2020

Hypnotic Politics

A Behind the Scenes or not visually present Faction or influence representing hidden motives of Church & State with the ability of persuasion in the House of Representatives & state department.

The new Bill strangely posed an excepted majority of votes from what I call the Rhelm of Hypnotic Politics.

by Abbynhacked March 4, 2021