Fuck a Pickle

A term you use when you fuck something up. It has nothing to do with fucking a pickle.

" fuck a pickle, I left something in my room" or " fuck a pickle!" (after dropping something.)
another would be "fuck a pickle, I forgot to order fried pickles"

by Tox1cEuphoria January 24, 2023

windy pickle

When you start jacking off so fast you create a slipstream with your penis.

When I pulled a windy pickle last night I blew my sheets off...

by Mr Slipper Pickle May 18, 2016

Banjo Pickle

Having booked a gig playing the banjo without actually knowing how to play the instrument.

Ah man I just booked a gig on the banjo, but I really don't know how to play it. I am in a real Banjo Pickle

by Jahedg August 2, 2011

syphalated pickle

a penis infested with syphalis, like the bumps on a pickle.

We were about to have great sex until I discoverd his syphalated pickle.

by Skittles2284 August 28, 2010

sweaty pickle

A pickle that emits immense quantities of salty pickle sweet

sweat sweaty pickle athletic vegetables working out salty

by McFagTittues February 5, 2014

Pickle pop

When you're masturbating and you accidentally pop the cherry(make your cum burst out of the top making the cum hurt when it comes out)

Coy:hey dude are u okay?
John:I think I may of made my pickle pop last night...
Coy:that must of hurt..

by Yagmi :3 August 2, 2017

Bum Pickle

A slimey object shoved up the rectum

He likes to shove Bum Pickles up his backside

by JubbaMHC September 15, 2013