An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.
President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022
Get the Penguinmug. 1cripplingdepression1
by Crippling depresion July 24, 2018
Get the penguin godmug. Madsen retreat is close to the beach, cafes, shops, markets, 15 minute drive to Ulverstone, half hr drive to Devonport and 1.5 hr to Launceston for more information
by PenguinAccommodationTasmania October 30, 2018
Get the Penguin Accommodation Tasmaniamug. 1. Club Penguin is gonna be missed...one of the best MMPORGs of all time.
2. Yo...that server got raided by the feds for having Club Penguin on it
2. Yo...that server got raided by the feds for having Club Penguin on it
by thenabster126 April 8, 2021
Get the Club Penguinmug. When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
by Boner Forest October 22, 2018
Get the Chub Penguinmug. 
A penguin shot is when one person gargles a shot of alcohol in their mouth and then spits the shot into someone else’s mouth.
by Stittlin January 1, 2021
Get the Penguin shotmug.