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Flying Penguins

Dude 1: Dude, did you do the Algebra homework?

Dude 2: FLYING PENGUINS! I forgot!!
by the hand of doom September 21, 2010
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Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.
by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010
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The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
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single penguin

Also know as 'Single pringle' used to describe a person who is single or just come out of a relationship. It is mostly used with teenagers
pringle dumped lonely teenager relationship single penguin single penguin
by NaiNai1226 February 23, 2014
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Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower
My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower
by Iloveyouivy June 30, 2020
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Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie"

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.
When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "
by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011
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crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.
Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.
by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017
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