Parker

A sassy little prick.

"Man he gets on my nerves. He is such a Parker

by Trash Panda_ November 29, 2019

Axe Parker

axe parker is name of a guy who hits on his old friends

stop being an axe parker

by spreespree March 18, 2022

Caleb Parker House

The only man for me.

I will forever love Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 4, 2022

Parker

Parker has big peepee

Parker’s peepee destroyed me

by Udhdbdbdhd November 16, 2020

Parker

Parker is a guy that will always fall in love with girls that goes by Phoebe, and Reagan. He is so hot that he doesn't hire bodyguards, they pay him to be the bodyguard. He also has a massive cock, when Goku saw it, he said ¨ IT'S OVER 9000!¨.

Parker's 900928th Bodyguard: Parker is so cool, I wish I could be his bodyguard.
*Goku still surprised at how massive it was.*

by ImTIger May 4, 2023

Sufian Parker-mian

Sufian Parker-mian is often used to describe something impressive or pleasing

I have just tugged myself off, the wank was a sufian Parker-mian

by Sufian’s bf May 6, 2021

Parker

A name meaning "keeper of land." Most likely the only one in your friend group with a crush on Legolas from Lord of the Rings that can actually justify himself, everyone else just says "haha hot elf". Not a person to be taken lightly, he WILL break your kneecaps if you mess with him.

I can't watch movies with Parker anymore, all he wants to talk about is the hot men.

by Pablo Sr., Father of Pablo June 6, 2022