Poo Bond

Pooing with one of your good friends in the cubical next to you, being able to hear their poo hit the water and being ok with it.

Man me and Cai have a poo bond, you wouldn't understand.

by Sully.Edge November 10, 2010

Poo Sandwich

A Poo sandwich is two slices wholemeal bread, which have been layered with poo which has been softened in the microwave for just a moment of happiness and then the completed sandwich is toasted for a crispy yet delicate taste.

Also try dock leaves for the health conscious.

Mmm, i reet fancy a poo sandwich.. all toasty and soft yum! :)

by Sunbeamftw May 7, 2011

Poo Bomb

An prank, of sorts, in which someone intentionally doesn't flush the toilet after defecating for a specified person (the target) to find.

Dude, my boss is making me work over time this weekend. I'm so pissed. I'm going to poo bomb that motherfucker!

by nateforthepeepz June 16, 2009

Five in the poo

A figure of speech used to describe anal fisting.

"Dude, she's a pro! She took five in the poo and didn't even break a sweat."

by circuit_38 December 14, 2009

Smoothie Poo

1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!

-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.

by J-ZUS October 17, 2010

Poo Rigus

The magical word to stop Destery from completing his 'movie.'

"If you don't like what I'm telling you, all you have to say is Poo Rigus."

by Audrey1700 May 14, 2009

Poo Baron

One who defecates anywhere besides the toilet in the bathroom. It can be on the floor, on the toilet seat, on the top of the paper dispenser, smeared on the stall door/wall, or even in a urinal or sink.

Dude, the poo baron struck again! Look at that poo in the urinal and smeared on the toilet seat!

by MUPooBaron November 20, 2010