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Smuck teams

Used to describe when picking teams like road hockey or baseball and the teams are clearly unfair and unbalanced.

When the other team is way better than yours.
Aww, no fair! You guys have all the best players , it's smuck teams!

We don't have a chance, it's smuck teams!
by Mvandy22 September 16, 2021
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Top the team

Top the team: You sleep with a whole group of people.
Look at Becky she going to top the team!
by Alvoran December 21, 2016
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Plantation Team

A sports team where the social situations present prior to the civil rights movement still exist. Where the white man sits on his ass, and the black man slaves away in the heat. The Atlanta Braves can be considered a plantation team because all the white hicks sit in the stand, and the black people sell bags of cracker jacks and minute maid frozen lemonade in the atlanta heat.
I'm really fed up the plantation team atmosphere, that is why I support the Yankees.
by Marist_2012 July 9, 2011
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mortar team

When multiple soldiers get diarrhoea at the same time
"did you have the gammon from the mess" "no I knew some people that had it in they turned into a mortar team"
by shrekcccc December 18, 2017
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Chloes team

Chloes team is a gang mainly in Texas/Virginia who protect themselves from other bad guys this gang is special for many things including not staying in the same area all the time.

Chloes team is estimated to have over 180+ members 40 cars 300 firearms and a budget of about 700 thousand dollars all though this team is very peaceful and well
“Ay piers chloes teams are cool
“Ikr”
by Chloes teams 111 September 10, 2021
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Team Texting

When a friend or a group of friends work together as a team to write a text message.
Steven: " I met this girl last night, and I want to text her but I don't know what to say"

John: " It's cool, we can do some team texting and come up with a good message."
by ssy_244 March 3, 2016
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Team Tinkle

Where a woman sits on a toilet to pee and her gentleman caller sits on her lap facing her with his member dangling in the bowl. Both share an intimate evacuation while maintaining strict eye contact.
Nice shower sesh! Care for a team tinkle?

What are you doing in there alone? The doctor ordered a team tinkle.
by IMARocketShip February 3, 2023
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