Owned

When you get defeated

You got owned

by RedDreams September 5, 2019

my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018

He Owns Elephants

A way for middle schoolers to call someone a hoe to their face with out them knowing

Lol He Owns Elephants. She was with 3 guys last night

by Smg May 8, 2018

Pull their own weight

It means someone who can actually do what they’re supposed to, they meet the expectations and do their job

Jimmy just got back from the army and he’s going off about how civvies can’t pull their own weight.

by borntalentless May 8, 2018

tossing your own pancake

A term for female masterbation

Person 1: I've heard you've been tossing your own pancake ;)

Person 2: Haha you know me too well

by GetRekt69M8 July 19, 2016

tossing your own pancake

Another term for female masturbation

Person 1 : "I studied really hard last night"

Person 2: " No I bet you were just tossing your own pancake"

Person 1: " Yeah you're probably right"

by GetRekt69M8 June 10, 2016

Per-owned

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.

Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"

by nestorcheese June 2, 2016