by undead4ever October 20, 2008

Guy 1: Have you seen this trend in 2020!? It's so fuckin' funny!
Guy 2: No, let's see it then.
I'm forming my own cloud..🥺
Guy 1: LMFAO THIS IS SO CRINGE
Guy 2: What the fuck?
Guy 2: No, let's see it then.
I'm forming my own cloud..🥺
Guy 1: LMFAO THIS IS SO CRINGE
Guy 2: What the fuck?
by SkibidiToiletOhio79 July 7, 2024

A male gold-digger who is at the disposal of a wealthy, female, sexual partner, and afforded the luxuries of her wealth, but confined to her expectations for his looks, attitude, and acquaintances.
Mary bought Kevin a house with a pool and told him he can't hang out with us anymore; he's an owned man.
by PenisDiderot September 18, 2021

The act of presenting a serious mistake as a net positive result to a boss too stupid to decern the difference.
She took out that retaining wall with the forklift, but convinced her boss that the wall was unsafe and needed to go, she knows how to own your outcome.
by SLOM5 February 9, 2023

Become self-employed.
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

by chillbilly* May 26, 2024
