onion mechanic

A suburban thug with an uptight name like Camden or Vaughn who still lives this his or her parents despite having graduated high school years ago.

Is he STILL going to high school parties? What an onion mechanic.

by mechanic police October 10, 2008

onion sack

1. A sack of onions
2. A state of extreme inoxication
3. A variation of smashfuck

1. Onion sack
2. FUUUUCCK, I'm trippin ONION SACKS!
3. Dat nigga got onion sacked

by McNigson March 31, 2007

hairy onion

haha rhythm heaven reference very funny I’m laughing on the floor and crying

“hairy onion”
“lmao”

by the real baxter rhythm heaven December 22, 2022

onion bean

An onion bean is the definition of Mac after half a yoke

Friend:have u seen Mac
Him:absolutely onion beaned

by Luggs January 15, 2019

onion blossom

When a girl has a huge sweet ass but the smell is so bad it brings tears to your eyes.

That girl had a sweet turd cutter but the bitch had an onion blossom.

by AWetFart March 20, 2017

Mothahs Onion

Your Mothahs cooch.

Your Mothahs onion is very smelly and is rancid in smell.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness

person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion

by dankorstank May 11, 2016