Skip to main content

Nut Surprise

When a girl is sucking a guy's dick and he randomly nuts on her face and yells SURPRISE!
"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night."
by Aimee & Bill March 20, 2008
mugGet the Nut Surprisemug.

nuts-good

1. Depriving from "not good", meaning the same thing with a homosexual twist. 2. When a man possesses homosexual feelings towards another man. 3. When something is the opposite of good, more extreme than "not good."
1. "Macy snuck into my bed last night... it was nuts-good."

2. "After watching that gay-porn I'm feeling pretty nuts-good."

3. (While playing resident evil), "There are so many zombies in this room! Nuts-good!"
by JohntheFisherman August 4, 2007
mugGet the nuts-goodmug.

Nut Rush

An instantaneous release of testosterone resulting from a feeling of extreme awesomeness or manliness.
Dude that breakdown just gave me the sickest nut rush! Lets go lift heavy objects and skin small cute animals!
by HawkDegleg January 22, 2012
mugGet the Nut Rushmug.

nut-rut

male version of camel toe. It can be found on men wearing jeans that are way too tight. Their pants seam is so tight, it divides their balls and separates the testicles creating a rut between the nuts. Commonly seen on musicians, cowboys and grandpa's with their pants hitched up too high.
OMG I love this band, the bassist is so hot and his pants are sooo tight!! Let's try to get up to the front of the stage!!! Hopefully his nut-rut will brush my face...

That dudes cute but his Wranglers are given him some serious nut-rut...

Gross no wonder Grandpa has prostate trouble, look at that fucking nut-rut.
by Foxy Shenanigans December 5, 2011
mugGet the nut-rutmug.

Nut dunk

The act of lowering one's testicles into a particularly hot bowl of soup of your choosing.
Fuck, Brad just nut dunked his french onion soup!
by Tyree Alleyne Balls September 21, 2009
mugGet the Nut dunkmug.

Pork Nuts

After a long day of work you go home and take a shit. While shiting you can smell your balls over your Shit.
Damn, i got pork nuts today.
by Colo February 24, 2009
mugGet the Pork Nutsmug.

Billy Nuts

A Billy Nut is a wild ass nigga that do wild shit.
"That nigga josh just cock blocked me he a billy nuts ass nigga"
by Trapniggadreandree July 11, 2017
mugGet the Billy Nutsmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email