Edging

The act of holding in cum when a dick shows up in a porno

Bro I was edging myself last night because I wasn't watching lesbian porn

by SlimeSlurp May 15, 2022

edging to oblivion

when you edge so much that the slightest contact with your dick causes you to cum instantly

the fuck were you doing the last couple hours?
bro i was edging to oblivion piss off

by random user #1.797e+308 May 25, 2022

edging to oblivion

edging until the slightest touch of your dick causes you to cum

jared : yo that e-sex was crazy
michelle: yeah fr you be edging to oblivion

by Icosalord June 3, 2022

Straight Edge

Sober; does not do drugs or drink alcohol of any kind

Peter: Hey Brian. You wanna down a couple of beers while we smoke some pot?

Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2021

The bats aren’t on the edge of their cave

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited or “sit on the edge of your seat”

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited.

Friend 1: Oh I thought you meant something by that. I was confused. I was sitting on the edge of my seat to find out what you meant.

Friend 2: “Well the bats aren’t on the edge of their cave.”

Dont get so excited.

by puffpufflp December 14, 2021

Trench Edging

When you are taking a shit, and you let the turd about halfway out, but then suck it back in and repeat the process. Typically used as a method of self-punishment, similar to regular edging.

A: "Bro what took you so long to get back on the game? You were gone for like an hour."
B: "Sorry bro, I was busy trench edging myself, I've been hating myself a lot recently."

by imVigin December 23, 2021

the edge of the world

The edge of the world is an imaginary place, on the also imaginary flat earth, that many conspiracy theorists say that exists, but for some reason no one has ever registered it in photographs os videos.
They say that is because the globalist government patrol the ocean area close to it preventing anyone to come close, even though they would need more than half of the world's population working to maintain this secret from the rest of it, thus making it a completely useless effort since they could simply let them know and still keep control of the world because they would have this vast majority on their payroll.

The edge of the world does not exist! Earth is a sphere you dumb mf!

by Sr. Picles April 7, 2022