butthole neck

when a person has a zit in the middle of their neck that looks like a butthole

Come over here butthole neck.

by squirtmouth May 25, 2016

Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

neck goblin

A female that gives top of the line neck.

Shorty brained me so good, I swear she’s a neck goblin.

by DropDehd April 7, 2021

neck surgeon

An expert at soliciting and receiving neck

"Call me the fucking neck surgeon man, I GET head!"

by popeyethefailure May 22, 2018

Fat Necking

When an individual almost causes an accident by refusing to turn their neck to check their Blindspot or where they are reversing

Also
Fat Necker - An individual that is completely reliant on their rearview camera and Blindspot indicators

This guy was fat necking and almost reversed over me in the parking lot

Today, this fat necker almost hit me because they were too lazy to check their blindspot

by Castle42 July 7, 2020

Neck Pies

Hickies. Just, hickies.

She left HUGE neck pies on him last night.

by AnOnionAndAMeme August 14, 2016

Clown neck

A clown neck is the space between a clowns chin and his shoulders. It is often missed when the clown is applying his makeup and as such is a natural skin tone. Possibly by mistake, although this could be a delibrate professional overlook as to avoid make up stains on there clown costume.

'Wow that clown neck has some serious girth'

by Jk the snk June 4, 2018