Bullshit

When your cousin says "I'll be there for you." but he blocks you on Discord.

Brandon: Just be there for your cousins when they need you.

Me: Hey Bran-

Brandon: What do YOU want?!

Me: This is bullshit...

by Not Ducky August 29, 2020

froggerknockle bullshit

The fucking stupidest shit on the planet that Tim and Tony pull out of their ass!!!

Don’t you fucking give me that froggerknockle bullshit, you fucktards!!!

by Fuck the Pack January 19, 2020

bullshit

When you take the reno warlock down to 1 HP and they play Reno Jackson and lose the game, before the knife jugler misses 7 jungles.

That Reno Warlock just played his Bullshit card, this game is so Bullshit

by SpoderFatGuy July 30, 2016

Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020

Bullshit

When you can't take it anymore.

I am done with your bullshit today.

by Your ♕ November 15, 2019

Bullshit

When your English teacher tells your class in the beginning of the day that you will do a worksheet in class the next day, but then decides to change her mind at the last minute of the school day, and ony tells the last class.

Me: What happened over the past night was bullshit!
Friend: It sure as Hell was

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit May 4, 2018

Bullshit

Call of Duty. When you play a game of team death match and a big fat pussy is sniping from the back of the map while you are engaging in a 1v1 with another play and about to destroy him.

(you start shooting your opponent)

"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."

Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"

by whatmyname? January 29, 2018